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Comment by morgan smith on September 19, 2009 at 3:41pm

what would u say to god if he sneezed?

Comment by Gretchen on August 5, 2009 at 11:11pm

This is one I used to tell everyone back in California when I was around six.

For an assignment a little preschooler had to tell the class the alphabet. He decided to get help from his family.

He tried his mom
"Mom what's the first letter of the alphabet?"
"Shut up honey, I'm on the phone"

He tried his big sister(Who's also on the phone)
"Sis, what's the second letter of the alphabet"
"Sh-yeah!"


He tried his brother(who was watching tv)
"Bro, What's the third letter of the alphabet"
"Nananananananana Batman!"

He tried his Dad(who was on the phone)
"Dad what's the fourth letter of the alphabet?"
"Call 1800-sofa!"

And lastly he tried the garbage man(Who is singing a slightly catchy song)
"Hey Garbage guy what's the fifth letter of the alphabet"
"In the garbage! in the garbage!"

The next day he went to class
"Have you finished your assignment Billy?"
"yup!"
"Alright tell me the alphabet!"
"Shut up honey, I'm on the phone!"
"Young man! Do you want detention?"
"Sh-yeah"

At the princibals office
"What's your name son?"
"Nananananana BATMAN!"
"ook what's your phone number"
"1800-sofa!" The principal picks up the phone and dials the number on the other line "Hello sir! you lucky sir! have just won a free sofa!
The principal casts a confused look over at the young student before hanging up.
"were do you live?"
"In the garbage! In the garbage!"

Comment by Daniel Deal on December 27, 2008 at 6:32pm

one time there was this little kid who was about to go to school and he asked his mom mommy can i go to the bathroom she said no wait till you get to school


(45 minutes later) teacher can i go to the bathroom then she said first sing your abc's so he sang a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z. then the teacher said where's the p then the little boy said dripping down my leeeeeegs

Comment by Gretchen on December 1, 2008 at 4:37pm

It was Bobby's 8th birthday and he and his parents planned to go to disney land for it. They read on the website that they would be able to get in free for a birthday-but could only go as far as the park. Bobby however did not enjoy his birthday party in the Disney land PARKing lot.

Comment by Pat Ellis on November 16, 2008 at 6:26pm

Why do men get a belly?????? God used the rib that held the stomach in to make woman.

Comment by John Walker on October 23, 2008 at 2:57pm

I put instant coffee in the microwave and almost went backwards in time.........

Comment by Pat Ellis on October 14, 2008 at 12:06am

My husband's bald head reminds me of Heaven. It's very bright and shinny and there will never be any parting. (LOL--LOL)

Comment by Pat Ellis on October 6, 2008 at 12:02am

A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door.

Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote 'Revelation 3:20' on the back of it and stuck it in the door.

When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, 'Genesis 3:10.'

Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins 'Behold, I stand at the door and knock.' Genesis 3:10 reads, 'I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked.'

Comment by Tony & Christine Davidson on September 26, 2008 at 9:07pm

Hi Paul, I laughed out loud reading your last comments...thank you!

Hey, do you know why chickens don't sneeze?

Because there would be no white part in our eggs!

Comment by Paul Daunno on September 22, 2008 at 7:59am

Why, Why, Why,

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are almost dead?


Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they already know there is not enough money?


Why does someone
believe you when you say there are four billion stars; but have to check when you say the paint is still wet?




Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?



Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?


Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?


Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?


If people evolved from apes,
why are there still apes?


Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?


Is there ever a day that mattresses
are not on sale?


Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?


Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?


Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?


How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?


When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That really hurt, why don't you watch where you're going?'


Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?


In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?


How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?


And my FAVORITE......
The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

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